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Adisclaimer.    (Mocked up / real disclaimer to come.)

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I take liberties. I beg, borrow, and steal (I call it adapt) all kinda things. Concepts. Words. Whole sentences. After years of mucking with the stuff (I've been on Sly for decades), I feel I've managed to make it my own. Most of my snatches are out of mid-century and earlier discards, found at the library sales. Now, the classics are, yes, classics, still read. I tread lightly there. The second-tier stuff is pure gold, often pap, but the technique is almost invariably gorgeous. The Cloister and the Hearth, Victorian melodrama with a vengeance, but jam-packed with seductive description, is one of my very-very favorites.

 

If the heirs of Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. are upset that I've scavenged bits out of The Poet at the Breakfast Table, (that no one reads anymore, but for a nut like me), all I can say is, Take it as a compliment, eh? Margaret Cavendish, Countess of Something-Newastle. I do think you'd be hugely amused by what I've done with your  delightful scholarship. Some grabs, I remember the sources. Most, I do not. I wish I had jotted attributions all along, but until self-pub came along, I never dreamed my book could be foisted on the public. I've written for my own enjoyment. 

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> I've got a piece, In Search of Silly History, explaining my methods. Find it on page Odds and Ends. [A drop-down, under page A Taste of Things To Come.]

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> In one case, I've sought [and received] permission to lift some lovely bits on rocky landscape. A Fool and His Money: Life in a Partitioned Town in Fourteenth-Century France is a beautifully written history of a divided town in a mountainous area of southern France, not far from my imaginary Haute-Navarre. I reread it every year or so, that's how much I enjoy the prose style. Thank you, Ann Wroe. 

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> My contact info, for anyone who may want to sue me:  __________________. If and when the shit hits the fan, I'll probably be dead. I'm seventy-fucking-years old. I've had my fun out of this, which is all I ever expected of it.

 

> An offer you can't refuse? Getting my relatives to look at Sly is a fool's errand. If it hits, makes any real money, I'm leaving it to - maybe you guys. Why not you guys? Sign up for my newsletter, so I have you on record.

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HERE's AN APPROXIMATION OF WHAT I HAVE IN MIND.

I'll present a monthly paperdoll pdf, a premium with the newsletter, to be printed out and p

layed with, or simply collected and cherished. The big-city newspapers did the same in

 their Sunday supplements at the turn of the last century.

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Those items are highly prized today.

The uncut art is hard to find and very expensive.

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Eventually the art will be collected and published in a hard copy book.

 

I hope to start a fund-it campaign to cover the production costs,  and will reward funders with solo inserts both the booklet, and additional outfits which will not be included in the for-sale-on-Amazon product, adding value to what I hope will be a sought-after collectible. 

My art

to come.

 

This is nobody in my story, but I think this is how Sly, a highly imaginative kitten, liked to picture his mother. 

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It was she who, fashioning his first crude pair of boots to support his poor weak ankles (he was the runt of his litter), sparked his life-long passion for boots.

A taste   ofthings to come. 

 

followed - I own to all my bad behaviors - by my

All purpose disclaimer. 

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'll prentthly papoll pdf, a prium wit the neetter, o be printut and playth, or splrhed.The bigity newn teir Suny suents ate turn of thsttury.

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